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phunkyvanspam:

Excuse me, human? I want a petting please.

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Romance….

a-disney-mermaid:

mylifebydisney:

Between fictional characters I’m like…

In real life i’m like…

GPOY

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lizardking90:

Chameleon Babies!!!

-Elizabetb Gioso

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hell-etc:

glided:

this picture has answered life questions

omg

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Me : *talking to my baby bro*
“Mom and Dad are sick so don’t go in their room.”
Bro: “Oh. And no touching her boobies either? ”
Me: …
Bro: …
Me: “…yeah.”
My mind : “What kind of fucking kid are we raising?”

shubbabang:

In preschool when I was 5, the boys bathroom had to get a ceiling repair so everyone had to use the girls bathroom and when I was in there some kid named Jimmy walked in.

And that was the first time I saw a penis